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Oh, I will. But I want to see your face when everyone looks at you and realises you're really, truly off the market. You should be so beautiful that all the young ladies and gents weep with jealous regret.

[Kaeya is still crying a bit but he is also laughing! It's happy tears so it's fine, clearly.]

Hmm. Then I shall leave readying me for that day up to you. It is very important that the bride has his way.

Hehehe.

[He sounds entirely smug. Diluc can probably just see the gears turning as he starts to think of how much good-natured shit he could stir with that kind of power.]

You have a point. If I'm to be the bride of the most influential man in Mondstadt, I should rise to an appropriate level of vanity. I'll turn the whole cathedral into an announcement so extravagant you can see it from the very top of Dragonspine, and everyone will know I'm yours. And in the heart of that, I'll make us both so dazzling that even His Divine Noisiness won't have the words to write us down.

[And then probably Kaeya will eat shit but he is going to be as happy as physically possible until that time!!!]

You menace.

[fondly. kiss.]

[Kisses! back!]

It's fair vengeance for making me the wife.

[also vengeance: pinching Noctua's sides]

[squirmsssss]

Would you- prefer to be the husband?

Hmmm... I dunno. You're certainly more bold and passionate than I. But you're also incredibly cute, with all your fluff and your baby cheeks.

[which he is now pinching also]

[small cranky noise, batting his hands away.]

Are those factors?

[SMUSHES CHEEKS HARDER]

Aaaand I'm taller than you. And yet you're the Master of the clan, hmm...? Ah, but I really want to know what you think the criteria are.