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[squirmsssss]

Would you- prefer to be the husband?

Hmmm... I dunno. You're certainly more bold and passionate than I. But you're also incredibly cute, with all your fluff and your baby cheeks.

[which he is now pinching also]

[small cranky noise, batting his hands away.]

Are those factors?

[SMUSHES CHEEKS HARDER]

Aaaand I'm taller than you. And yet you're the Master of the clan, hmm...? Ah, but I really want to know what you think the criteria are.

Mmph...

I don't know. It just... happened the way it happened. I would be perfectly happy to be your wife, too.

[...pinches]

It's no fun if you don't have an opinion.

[he wants to argue for fun, gosh!]

[swats at his hands again]

Hmm.

Then, your build is more suited to being the wife.

Is that so?

[griiiinning. tell him he's pretty. let him preen!]

You're more slender.

[sliding hands down his sides, indicative.]

And have nice legs.

[leaning happily into Diluc's hands]

Hmmm... that's true. I'd pull off a slinky dress much better. But imagine you in something big and poofy!

...No, thank you.

Also, I'm stronger.

[thinks for a moment...

... :)]

Is that so? Prove it.

[immediately goes to grapple pavo, angling to pull his arms behind his back.]

[he is still a little off, so he totally does not react fast enough to escape that one]

...You didn't hesitate at all.

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